Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell, the name will carry. family
My mother kisses all my children. My kids think she's the most wonderful person on the face of this earth, and I keep telling my children, "That's not the same woman I grew up with! You are looking at an old person who's trying to get into heaven now." family
I said to a guy, "What is it about cocaine that is so wonderful?" He said, "Well, it intensifies your personality." And I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
Fathers are more fun than mothers because fathers are the only people in the house that are allowed to have gas. family