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The best Bill Cosby jokes, quotes and one-liners taken from his long career on stage and TV.

Bill Cosby

Name
Bill Cosby

Profession
Comedian and actor

Nationality
American

Links
billcosby.com
@BillCosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell, the name will carry.family

 

My mother kisses all my children. My kids think she's the most wonderful person on the face of this earth, and I keep telling my children, "That's not the same woman I grew up with! You are looking at an old person who's trying to get into heaven now."family

 

Fathers are more fun than mothers because fathers are the only people in the house that are allowed to have gas.family

 

I said to a guy, "What is it about cocaine that is so wonderful?" He said, "Well, it intensifies your personality." And I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"misc

 

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair, and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.medical

 

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