Joke cliches, silly proverbs and funny metaphors. You know those cliches and sayings repeated by people with no imagination? Here are some alternatives...
A problem shared is a problem halved. Or doubled if the problem is a contagious disease. cliches
Life's too short to use cliches. cliches
I can't draw to save my life, but luckily for me that's an unlikely scenario. cliches
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man should have thought a little harder before opening his telescope business. cliches
"And that's the way the cookie crumbles." - Final line in the Cookie Interrogation Manual. cliches
See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have a penny. cliches
See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have terrible lower back pain. cliches
The proof is in the pudding. Don't think I'll be using that printing company again. cliches
Ask not what your friends can do for you, but what you can do to make them feel guilty for not offering in the first place. cliches
If you were the only girl in the world and I were the only boy... one of us would have some pretty big explaining to do. cliches
In the kingdom of the blind the one legged man is probably in the wrong proverb. cliches
People who think I'm pretentious need to walk a mile in my Louis Vuittons. cliches
Red sky at night, light of shorter wavelengths being disipated through water vapour and atmospheric dust.
Red sky in the morning, same.
Not as catchy as the original but a lot more accurate. cliches nerdy